Юмор 95 забавных команд для Siri
Помимо выполнения своих прямых обязанностей, Siri иногда может пошутить со своим владельцем, дав ответ, который может и озадачить. Ниже мы представляем список 95 самых популярных прикольных вопросов, задав которые вы сможете получить смешные ответы.
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Beam me up, Scotty!
Where do babies come from?
What is July 27?
Tell me a story
Tell me a joke
Knock knock
What does the fox say?
What is the meaning of life?
Sing a song
Please sing me a song
Who’s on first?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Open the pod bay doors, HAL (request this several times)
What’s the secret of the universe?
I need to hide a body
When will pigs fly?
When will hell freeze over?
When will the world end?
Testing testing
What are you?
Where are you?
How are you?
What do you look like?
Talk dirty to me
Why am I here?
I can do this all day long
Scooby Doo, where are you?
Beam me up, Scotty
What are you wearing?
Will you marry me?
Who is Eliza?
I like you
I hate you
You’re a loser
Where are you from?
How old are you?
How old am I?
Do you know HAL 9000
What is 2001 a Space Odyssey about?
I need a stiff drink!
I love you
Do you love me?
You’re funny
Shut up
What is your Mom’s name?
I’m tired
Screw you
I’m sorry
I’m not sorry
Okay
Is there a God?
You’re right
You’re wrong
Who is your favorite person?
Who is your least favorite person?
You should go on a diet
What’s your problem?
Do you want to play a game?
I’m drunk
I have to go to the bathroom.
Merry Christmas
Do you want to go on a date?
What is your favorite color?
What is my name?
Which is the best tablet?
What is the best computer?
What’s so funny?
Who is Siri?
Are you human?
You’re smart
I’m happy
You are boring
Can I have some money?
What’s you’re story?
Who makes the best computer?
Why are you so awesome?
Are you serious?
Are you kidding me?
What’s wrong with company name?
What is wrong with you?
Tell me a bit about yourself
Are you male or female?
Do you agree with me?
Good morning (say this in the evening)
Good afternoon (say this in the morning)
Good night (say in the morning or mid day)
Thanks
No thanks
When is your birthday?
Who made you?
What’s new?
How’s it going?
Guess what?
Why?
Why not?